Below is a list of assorted audio clips collected from all over the internet!
ohnogreg.mp3
From SomethingAwful. A concerned forums user calls some random dude's mother to inform her that her son stole her credit card and posted about using it to rack up a $106 charge online. This clip single-handedly spawned the phrase "I'm from the Internet" and etched it into internet history.
hicks.mp3
At first glance you might think it has something to do with comedian Bill Hicks, but actually this is a recording of a couple dudes yelling at each other in Southern accents while smashing up their trailer home. Some great insight into the lives of the less fortunate.
Kuuenbu_stfudad.mp3
Kuuenbu was a DJ at GBS.FM long ago. He liked to play heavy metal music, but he also loved to have meltdowns live on air. "My ratings are dropping!!!"
a_message_from_president_bill_clinton.mp3
A variant of the ubiquitous "Message from Bill Clinton" that you probably accidentally downloaded on Limewire when looking for that Red Hot Chili Peppers song a couple decades ago.
Below is a list of music that I both like and am legally allowed to post!
Portable Beater
A drum'n'bass song made entirely on the PSP with a copy of Rockstar's Beaterator. Fun little piece of software, and a neat little track.
In The Cat Jail Now
A parody of "In The Jailhouse Now" by Webb Pierce from the O Brother, Where Art Thou soundtrack about being banned from SomethingAwful and being placed in cat jail.
Optimistically Irrelevant
A groovy little chill hop tune. Wish it was longer because it's a real slapper. That little bit at the end is especially catchy.
