Forza Horizon 4 is an open world racing game that is known for having shitsload of cars and all kinds of roads to drive them on. It's supposed to be based in Edinburgh, Scotland but I think that's a load of horseshit so I'm just gonna call it England, okay? So you're in England, with cars, and you're driving them all around. Along the way, there are all kinds of drift zones and speed zones and super jumpers to fling your car off of, which is a really nice touch.

Then there's these houses and shit you can buy, because I guess it's GTA now? But you unlock new cars and money(??) when you buy the house so I guess it's like your realtor giving you an instant rebate on your mortgage. Eventually you race enough times that people start to respect you and so you can do more races with you newly found fame.

There are expansions for this game, one where there's a lot of bullshit happening and another where you're a little LEGO guy. That DLC transforms the game into LEGO Island Racer and it's actually pretty baller, though I really wish they would've let you go 200MPH straight into a building, obliterating it and sending little LEGO pieces flying across the map. If there's one thing I know from being a dipshit kid - destroying LEGOs is more fun than building with them. If you're not mercilessly obliterating everything in your path, why are you even bothering?

Anyway, the game is good, if you wanted to know. It's old as shit now and I wish they'd make a 5th one so I could pre-order the Ultimate edition on Day One like a sucker.

Verdict: Read 'em and weep